I don't normally create posts like this but I've so often felt a little down about being a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee that I thought it would help boost my confidence by listing a few pros of having a smaller bust. I would just jot these down in my diary but by creating a small blog post, hopefully I can inspire others to love their bodies a little more. 

1. You want that bra? You go get that bra!

Us tiny tiddies' can pretty much get away with wearing any kind of bra. We can even fool people into thinking we have a bigger chest with push ups and chicken fillets. The best thing for me is that we can go strapless or backless, or better still, completely bra-less!! I really don't like seeing bra straps with strappy or strapless tops, such a pet hate of mine, so the majority of my summer bra stash consists of lovely strapless pieces. 

2. Sweet dreams on your front.

This is another biggy for me. I like to sleep slightly on my front, slightly on my side, if I had bigger boobies it just would not be comfortable what so ever. And like, where would you put your arm?! 

3. There's no need to worry about the lads, gals.

You've still got a handful, even if it is wee! Go teach yo man not to be so damn greedy. My face is up here. Some of the most gorgeous, famous women in the world are a member of the IBTC too! Think of Kate Moss and Mila Kunis for starters. 

4. Wear anything you mother ducking want.

Similar with the bra sitch, I think we can wear anything we want. No fears of popping out in low cut numbers, we look lovely and slender all the way down and super youthful. Sports bra? What's that? Whack ANY bikini on you want and go ride a bike! Go for a jog, it won't matter! Those girls are not going no-where. If I like something, I'll get it, usually without trying it on. I don't need specific clothing to cater to my chest and waist, "oh that won't fit my boobs" said no tiny boob woman, ever. 

5. Saggy boobs? What saggy boobs?

Even though most of us don't like thinking about getting ancient, especially since most of us have only just grown our boobs in the last decade, one huge 'little' plus about our tiny t's is that we will not be sagging! I reckon it will also help with back and posture issues - #winning. 

6. Dance like nobody's watching!

My favourite. Run, jump, workout, dance and boogie all day/night long with your little boobies without the worry of injuring yourself or creating a scene for a different reason. Ever heard of Flappers? They were 1920's girls who danced the night away and they were all flat chested. Even the fuller breasted girls tried to tape down their boobs so they could join in. 

So, go grab any bra you want, whack on any clobber you want and go enjoy yourself by doing whatever you want without worrying about your girls. Your reward? They won't embarrass you and they won't be twinning with your knees by 60. Love those iddy liddle lumps. 

Having naturally curly hair, I have a typically dry and frizz prone barnet. I've tried and tested endless shampoos, conditioners, treatments and styling products that claim to tame frizz, enhance moisture and add shine. Whilst I have found several break through products that do work well for me on a daily basis, I've found a household condiment proves to be more effective than all of these products put together. 

My first reaction to using mayonnaise on my hair was "ew". Mayo is for crispy chips not my frazzled split ends. As I squirted the creamy white stuff onto my hand and poised it over my wet hair it grossed me out even more. Am I really putting mayonnaise in my hair? I held my breath (to block the smell) and pretended it was a £49.99 conditioning treatment Kim Kardashian swears by as I rubbed it into the lengths of my hair. Hurrrlllll. 

I then wrapped my hair in a plastic bag to block the smell. No, apparently this is good for any conditioning treatment to really make it get to work. And the smell wasn't that bad, I don't think Mayo has a particularly strong smell anyway. I waited for 15-30 minutes, not sure how long exactly, I got distracted watching Queen's tennis. 

When rinsing out I used my favourite sulphate free gentle shampoo to wash out all of that eggy condiment. I recommend using a shampoo without sulphates as it won't dry out your hair, undoing all that hard work of the Mayo, which regular shamps tend to do. To finish, I added a dash of leave in conditioner and continued with my regular routine (usually a bit of mousse, curl cream and then plait into two braids). You can read my curly hair routine here.

Does Mayo do any good?

YES. YES. YES. I can't rave about how good (nearly said "this product") mayonnaise is for my hair! I took the braids out the next morning and nearly blinded myself my hair was so shiny. The pictures do not do it justice, it was so soft too. I won't use this all the time as I don't want my hair to get used to it and become ineffective. But I will certainly be putting less Mayo on my chips and saving it to treat my hair! 

Be brave, hold your nose and go slap some Mayo on your hair. 

(Or try these if you really don't fancy raiding the kitchen cupboard)

A dream of mine has always been to start my own business. I think it started in my early teens when I started selling some unwanted bits and pieces that belonged to myself and my family for a few extra quid pocket money. I remember getting so excited when I'd get a notification saying one of my items had sold. I still use eBay for this reason today and it still has the same effect! I dabbled with my own business when I began making my own two piece clothing items. Unfortunately it didn't really have time to hit off as I had to go back to university which required all of my attention. So, now I'm super happy to announce I've re-established and re-branded my business to give it another go! And here's how, in case you're thinking of doing similar.

1. What are you going to sell?

Probably the best place to start, think of something you would buy yourself. Whilst there are a lot of items out there that are in high demand, there's not much point selling it if you're not passionate about it. I'm feeling really proud of my business (attempt) because I've created it myself from the name, the finance to the final sale, so it is important I'm selling something I can be proud of and enjoy marketing. 

At first I would recommend choosing only a few products, maybe even one to start off with, for example I've chosen swimwear. As my business (hopefully) gets more successful, I want to get more styles in and expand into other areas of clothing including some handmade, self-designed pieces, such as my two pieces, when I have more time (final uni year problems).

If you can, choose something unique, don't copy anyone else because you are just creating competition for yourself - and what's the fun in being a copy cat? Finally, decide where you are going to source your items or how you are going to make them.



2. Finance.
The boring part. Starting a business is not easy, you can't just order some stuff one day and have it sold over night. Neither can you just dive in, you need to think about branding, copyright (which I will talk more about later) and of course - money. Depending on what you wanna sell, you're gonna need a sizeable chunk of cash to start up. I had to first work out how many bikinis I wanted to buy from my source, what styles, what sizes, how many of each size and what this will all cost. I want my business to be as professional as possible, which unfortunately requires more dollar input. I wanted my bikinis to be housed in a box, which I would decorate and then delivered in a mail bag. Again, I'm really nitty-gritty about sticking to my brand's theme so the mail bags had to be a certain colour, the decorations had to be just so, and so on. All costing £££ extra. I did manage to cut some cost by sizing down on the boxes. 

Still interested? The best way for novices like me to keep track of  spending, or to just experiment with numbers, I think, is Excel. Everyone hated it in school, no one understood it, "I'm going to use this in the future" said no student, ever. But, it's actually been quite helpful and its surprising how quickly I remembered/picked up the basics to create a simple total money-out spend spreadsheet. I won't bore you with the details but I basically kept it organised and simple with a column for my products, their size, price to me, price I'd sell for, postage, blah blah blah and another for all the extra branding items, followed by a grand total. I managed to make the spreadsheet 'work' so if my outcome/income will correspond with how many units I've bought/sold. It's geeky but I find it quite satisfying. 

However, a small business can be done on the cheap by going basic if you're not too fussed about packaging.

3. Create your brand.

This is probably the most important part of building a business. You need to think of some sort of theme and stick to it. So, firstly, a name. It could just be your name, a random word, something that means something to you. I've called mine Magical Matilda Apparel after my dog's Kennel Club/fancy pants show name, Magical Matilda. She is my world and my first ever dog which I begged my parents to get me for years, so she's a pretty special reason to name my business after. Make sure no one else has your business name by a simple Google search or something. Again, make it unique, try not to copy. 

Next I thought of the style I wanted to use, so colours, fonts, patterns etc. I wanted my brand to be girly but modern and sophisticated. For fonts I didn't want it to be too sharp so I went on a hunt for some handwritten fonts online - there are 1000's out there to download for free! Sticking with the handwritten/hand made effect, I went for some watercolour effects to tie the whole thing together. It's important not to use anything online, such as a picture or pattern, without permission. I don't know the laws on this kind of thing, but it's best to just avoid any copyright sticky situations and make your own stuff, just in case. Obviously if there is a pre-set available to download saying "take this for your own use" or something, then yeah you can use it. But it's nice to make your own patterns and drawings from scratch! 

I recommend using Pinterest to search for ideas, if you follow me using the link on the left hand side you can see some of the inspiration I pinned for reference. It was also helpful to create a brand mood board thingy, where you can create ever element of your brand in one document so you can see if it all looks good together, like the fonts, colours, patterns etc.

4. The logo.
The logo doesn't need to be a picture, it could just be your brand name in some kind of fancy font and arrangement but as my biz name is "Magical Matilda", I wanted some magical element to go with it. So I chose a unicorn! I couldn't just steal any old image from Pinterest, I had to create my own using a free design program GIMP. It's like Photoshop but less advanced. I got several images of unicorns together, used ideas from each of them to digitally draw my own unicorn from scratch. Its really simple, identifiable and says what I want my brand to tell people. I also created a sublogo from my main logo. This is kind of like a watermark and handy to put on smaller products. 

5. Copyright.
I'm no expert in this field, I'm not 100% about the rules, laws and regulations but all I know is don't use anyone else's name, branding, logo, picture, font, emblem, whatever without permission. Same goes for products, it's illegal to sell fakes and with replicas... I'm not too sure, it's a really grey area from what I can understand and I do law! I'd just do your research and steer clear, be original. I've seen several other companies using certain character images on their products and selling items as "copies" of the designer brand and...meh... I'm not going to say anything but I would not do this! Just be careful out der.


6. Packaging!
I've already touched on this briefly, I love nothing more than receiving something new and it's in cute packaging! The whole point of me forking out extra for the boxes is because I want the customer to feel they can keep their product inside the box or use it for something else cause it is just so God damn pretty! I've made some stickers with my logo on to paste onto the box, along with some colourful adhesive film from craft stores and other iddy biddy little accents I have in my art box at home that are inkeeping with my brand. I don't mind each box being slightly different, as long as they all have the same theme. You can get some pretty cheap bits and bobs to use as decoration such as wrapping paper, printable sticker paper and self adhesive film. Try Wilko. 


7. Taking photographs of your products
You should aim to make your products look as beautiful as possible. I used a plain backdrop to make the item stand out and cleared the background from any clutter. I used some self-adhesive film in a marble effect, it's really handy to roll out quickly whenever you need to take a few snaps. I used a proper camera to take the photos, too, not just a phone so the images can be good quality to look as profession as possible. I've also slightly edited them by making the background whiter and a few brightness/saturation adjustments but nothing too much so the product looks unrealistic. 

Wilko Marble Self Adhesive Film £5

8. Advertising, selling and social media
There are so many platforms to sell goods these days, from eBay and Etsy to your own website or a simple PayPal transaction. I'm going to pay out for a nice website platform once I'm up and running as I feel this is the ultimate professional element to a business! If using a selling site, the site takes some commission when your item has sold so it is important to think about that extra cost too. 

The best way to get yourself noticed is marketing, which is why I'm putting so much time and money into the look of my brand as I want people to stop and feel interested by it. I have created an Instagram for my business (@magicalmatildaapparel) before it is launched to get some form of following and interest while I'm adding finishing touches. Luckily I have a blog Instagram with a reasonable follower count where I can 'shout out' my business page to get it noticed that way. Hashtags are also my friend for that same reason. I'm also thinking of creating other social media pages like Facebook to ask my FaceyB friends and fam to join and share. I think it's good to get these accounts set up before you're ready to launch, or else you're just gonna be sat there twiddling your thumbs, all your products ready to go, just waiting for your first order to come through! Its fun to keep people waiting a little bit, bring about an element of excitement and WOW IT'S LAUNCHED when it finally does... No? Lol. 

SOOO, those are my very unprofessional tips for starting a small business! If you understand non of these jibberish ramblings I've just been blabbing about at 1am,  just try to comprehend that it's basically best not to copy! I should probably mention that tip 9. would be to have fun with it too - it's not all doom and gloom, surprisingly.

The best kind of blog post for me are those life hack tips and tricks posts! I'm forever Googling new ways to store my make-up, arrange my drawers and tidy my wardrobe so I'm just going to share a few ideas I use for sprucing up your bedroom space.